speedvan

A fucking asshole who likes men and beats off to them. He is allergic to girls and also likes men

This speedvan really won't stop sneezing at this girl party

by Exotyts September 21, 2016

Speedian

A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.

Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.

by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004

Oreo Speedman

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.

hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you

by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

Speedran

Not to be confused with Speedrun, “Speedran” is a term commonly being used in a wide range of competitive multiplayer games to boast about killing or winning against someone. It is particularly used when defeating an opponent in a fast manor.

“I just speedran that kid, he’s ass dude...”

by Muzzatron August 29, 2021

SpeedKanji

hot big dick guy called speedkanji, he is in kanji which is also a big dick family.

Girl 1: Omg is that Speedkanji
Girl 2: Omg, it is I wanna marry him one day...

by Jacskanji May 22, 2022

speedian

Something too cool to describe. Beyond words. An emotional response to the ultimate in coolness.

Dr. Speed is ultra speedian.

by Brian Speed October 24, 2004

Speedans

Someone that likes to flex .Flexing is a hobby for these typa people. They will even flex with someone else's items .

Speedans(noun) like expensive things .
Uspeeda(verb) with a Henny that's not yours

by Takishi November 17, 2019