Spabbling

The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status with the sole intent of starting a conversation only to delete all of your comments. It is a form of spam that makes the victim appear to be talking to themselves.

Mike's Status: I hate it when people spabble.
Mike: Good, how are you?
Mike: Oh, she's fine, she got out of the hospital last week.
Mike: That's great news!
Mike: Yeah, I don't know.
Mike: Wait, what happened to all your comments?

Spabbling.

by MichelleObamaSwag November 6, 2011

spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.

1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!

by tcw4 November 26, 2014

Smacking the jauga

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.

Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!

by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016

smacking the rhythm

-Tapping the hand to the beat
-Sex

Me: smacking the rhythm to Africa by to to
Friend: shut up

by BiggityB February 9, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

Smacking your titties

Female version of busting your balls; Making fun of a female; messing around with a chick; teasing a girl;

Raiza don't take the joke so seriously, I was just smacking your titties.

by Snapping_turtle August 10, 2019

Snacking Food

An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.

Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.

Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.

1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”

2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 26, 2021