snarfgargle

One who is undeniably cute and therefore denotes the need for a nickname that matches his or her cuteness to the closest capacity possible. Only to be used in extreme cases of cuteness.

Oh snarfgargle, you never cease to make me smile.

by sasstastic July 17, 2009

skerfer

(skurr-furr)
A punch to the neck!

That pritchel with the hacking problem just needs a skerfer. The only way to stop it is to skerfer him in front of his bitch boy clan. NAh, just not worth it!

Rip the system. Feel my skerfer instead. The sight of it will give you chillz. I Got no patients for your bullshit kiddie drama. UFC bitch Lets GO, name it. mono E mono. M vs. W. No holds bared. Last one standing gets it;) JK

Step to my door boy and the only thing you'll feel is a skerfer from the right.

I don't want to hear anything about your love game man. I'm not in, nor will I ever, love you. I'd rather see you skerfered. Get off her equipment and out of her life.

The operation of the machine needs a skerfer thrower up at that podium. They'd need less cards to pronounce and their bullshit plans for our economy. Hope they really do like the aroma of toilets the way this is all playing out for this country.

The lead executive of BP needs a skerfer. The locals know the waters better. Let them lend a hand with the clean up your company caused moron's. Take some of the firing squad out to stop the health hazards in the waters.

by HappyGapSappyI<3pickles May 5, 2010

Scerf

The Star Lake, New York term for a skank!

Omg she is such a Scerf. She is so Scerfy!

(skanky)

by Nicole Gooder November 18, 2011

serfboard

When you want to cross a river but don't have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. Invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1634.

Sarah: I left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

Snarfacum

When you sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time.

I think we've all sneezed and farted and came and farted, but who among us has had a snarfacum? When you sneeze, fart, and cum.

by ElJefeSTI August 30, 2016

sherfuscate

A person who conspires to confuse or muddy the waters in relation to discussions relating to the U.Ks energy needs and will not accept the extent to which they themselves or others rely on oil and gas.obfuscatemake obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.

On a freezing cold windless winters night the Country was relying heavily on gas to supply its electricity and heating. An advocate of intermittent renewable energy poasted a comment to sherfuscate the issue by saying that the next day will have a few hours of solar energy and maybe a chance of wind to put forward their argument that a miniscule amount of power produced by said renewables can supply all the needs of the Country.

by Lion of UK Energy July 8, 2018

Snarf

An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.

The Snarf eagerly put his/her nose to the girl's bicycle seat after the rider dismounted the vehicle.

by Macsloan October 17, 2019