A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...
What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...
by TreDubDizzle August 3, 2009
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Your masturbating with a sharpie
Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun
Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling
Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling
Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018
Get the sharpie sex mug.1. The ghost of a girl. It is said that she was out running one day and was hit by a car. She now wanders around Western American towns, holding up her ipod and searching for an internet connection.
There are many variations of this myth, the most popular being Lillia Monique from France or Bella Sonia, the vampire girl of Italy.
2. A person who, when they go out running, is hard or impossible to track down. They often only run to impress someone.
There are many variations of this myth, the most popular being Lillia Monique from France or Bella Sonia, the vampire girl of Italy.
2. A person who, when they go out running, is hard or impossible to track down. They often only run to impress someone.
"I swear I saw San out running yesterday!"
"Yeah, right!"
"Amanda's such a San Sharp- she only goes out running to show off to Mark!"
"Yeah, right!"
"Amanda's such a San Sharp- she only goes out running to show off to Mark!"
by Lavien Rose March 29, 2009
Get the San Sharp mug.Referring to a man of great courage and attractiveness. Derived originally from the mtg community, has expanded its meaning to apply to an individual who is of a highly desirable value.
I saw Goblin Sharpshooter last Halloween, and when I did I broke up with my girlfriend because had I not, I was likely to cheat on her because he was so attractive.
by Vigorr November 23, 2009
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Get the sharp skins mug.Al Sharpton uses RACISM as a scapegoat for many African American victims just like Jack Thompson uses VIOLENCE in video games as a scapegoat for kids who have no common decency or sense of reality in order to get away with it clean. And just like politics, they both focus on who to blame rather than actually trying to fix the problem.
by Mecha105 August 3, 2007
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