smirginity

smoking virginity... generally weed. ^_^

Ian totally has my smirginity. He was the one I smoked weed with for the first time.

by nobody's hippie May 4, 2008

smognetism

The propensity of cigarette-smoke to be drawn in a particular direction, often from opposite directions simultaneously.

"Smognetism defies all known laws of aerodynamics. Non-smokers tend to be highly smognetic".

by StangFtl January 29, 2010

smogasm

Physiological response to tobacco after an extended period of deprivation.

"After the six hour flight, I experienced a spontaneous smogasm upon reaching the sidewalk".

by StangFtl January 30, 2010

Slorgasm

When you are over-whelmed with the amount of slores surrounding you that you have an orgasm and experience immense amounts of pleasure

Oh my God, I am at a club and I am having a slorgasm.

by ihate youalllllll June 22, 2011

Smirgle

A smirk and a giggle all combined in one.

He looked pissed as he fell to the ground, while his friend gave a quick smirgle about the situation.

by WhoDey14 February 28, 2012

smirge

The act of semi or incomplete sexual intercourse to the point whereby you are unsure if it counts.

"Beth, did John take your virginity last night?"
"I'm not sure. I'm a semi virgin. I'm a smirgin. He smirged me."

by Smirgin July 25, 2014

Smirge

Deriving from Semi-Virgin. The act of half or partial sex, originally with a virgin but can also mean with anyone.

'Oh man, He had sex in the toilet again yesterday'...
'Nah it was only a couple of in and outs, it was just a smirge'

by chel90 July 26, 2014