Similar to a traditional slut, this particular tramp can be found, face down, inside the bottom of a dumpster practicing her craft on the largest discarded banana she can find. Owing to distinctly squalid living conditions, many trash barrel sluts are toothless, and instead religiously practice the "gumming" technique, which along with very low prices, makes them a popular choice for young gentlemen. In recent years they have unionized and joined the Army in large quantities. Though a few (not toothless) become actual servicepeople, many have chosen to remain as mere hangers-on, earning the wayward buck here and there, possibly by "offering rides in a Hummer."
Nick's Mom is a trash barrel slut. I once got her out of the trash barrel long enough to give me a hummer on top of South garage.
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That one girl you remember from middle school who dated a senior, made out with your ex cause they were "bored" (even though they knew you still weren't over him), wears those shorts that expose half their butt cheeks, cusses like a sailor, and all her friends are high school boys that only hang around cause they think they'll get lucky.
"Man, she's such a middle school slut. Will probably end up on 16 And Pregnant. "
"I can't believe she made out with my ex! What a freaking middle school slut! AGH! *cries*"
"I can't believe she made out with my ex! What a freaking middle school slut! AGH! *cries*"
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Get the Facebook Slut mug.My stepsister weighs 300 pounds and has a kid who she doesn't even know the name of the father. She is Jabba the Slut.
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