slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

The makers of the personal hygiene product Depend® Fitted Maximum Protection Briefs for Men approve of this definition.
I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.
by gotwood4sale April 01, 2014
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slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022
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Jack it and slack it

The action of “jacking it” (beating the absolute fuck out of your dick) and then “slacking it “ (lying around and not doing anything
Me: When I get home I finna jack it and slack it

Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you
by Inatehiggers April 18, 2018
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booty slack

When the seat of the pants are either too stretched out or there's not enough booty to fill the pants, the extra fabric is booty slack.
Jennifer: Hey, Cheryl, check out John today!
Cheryl: Well, he looks damn good, but he's got too much booty slack.
by Whitening toothpaste March 02, 2014
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Slack receipt

The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.
Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.
by Cialexander April 12, 2020
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Slack and cack

When you are giving that sloppy toppy and you nut in her mouth and leave.
Hey Martha! What did you and Tom do lay night?
You know the usual slack and cack
by Pissysissykitty March 17, 2021
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Slack attack

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.
by Everybodyonce December 14, 2006
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