Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama
They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022
Get the slack karen mug.The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.
Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.
by Cialexander April 12, 2020
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Thanks to his great slack shway, when the boss poked her head in his office to tell him how terrific he was doing, she could not see the derogatory comments about her on facebook.
by SuperRickStar August 23, 2011
Get the Slack Shway mug.The action of “jacking it” (beating the absolute fuck out of your dick) and then “slacking it “ (lying around and not doing anything
Me: When I get home I finna jack it and slack it
Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you
Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you
by Inatehiggers May 27, 2018
Get the Jack it and slack it mug.The general state of laziness experienced by seniors in high school. It often occurs near the end of the school year when their remaining time is essentially pointless, as many have already been accepted into colleges/universities. It is accompanied by a lack of studying, caring, or effort.
Junior: Aren't you going to study for your calculus test tomorrow?
Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...
Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...
by Bid D. Scrawl August 31, 2013
Get the Senior slack mug.Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.
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I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.
by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014
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