to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
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Your yappy-ass little dog needs my ”Silence of the Dogs” approach; it works wonders and it’s in my basement.
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It is silent but spelt wrong, and is used in a more serious way. When you need to yell at someone to be quiet you can say silentes.
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Likes to kill people for saying their name.
Usually circumcises human for free.
Only useful for getting PKed.
They also sometimes tend to think they can kill a bloodstar.
Likes to kill people for saying their name.
Usually circumcises human for free.
Only useful for getting PKed.
They also sometimes tend to think they can kill a bloodstar.
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The professor was practicing silencing psychology as he professed hard and fast viewpoints that increased discomfort among his students, leading to their total shut down in the class discussion.
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