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Mayor of Simpleton

Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of
Mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, and all crossword
Puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say, what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act, it takes brains to do that anyway.
(And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree
(No chain of office and no hope of getting one),
Some of your friends are too brainy to see that they're paupers
And that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel
Prizes that I've never won, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)
by Death Menace February 8, 2023
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Bingleton

A slur used against all people of color
you are a fat bingleton pig.
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Singletown

A lonely place where single people live.
"oh i heard you bought a new flat in singletown?"

- "yeah it's new so it's EMPTY LIKE MY SOUL"
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Singletin

A Singletin is a highly eligible single professional.
Jane is a Singletin, she is one of the most eligible females in the country.

Jane wants to be introduced to Mark because he is also a Singletin.
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singletionship

When you are in a relationship and is also single or very single.......
It is very on and off according to what mood you are in.
Mayah are in a singletionship
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singletsona

A term for the personality covert systems pretend to have, this can be the same as/similar to the a member of the system (generally the host), but that's not always the case.
Headmate 1: "I'm tired of pretending to be the host, who is our singletsona, he's really boring".

Headmate 2 (host): "istg you make me wish we integrated"
by TheDisappointments February 25, 2022
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tingleton

A way to express your love for individuals whose first name starts with Jessica and last name rhymes with pow.
That was such a tingleton moment Mrs. Pfau.
by Mrs. Pfau lover #1 August 16, 2022
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