simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.

PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.

by shochina August 23, 2007

smingle

Single and ready to mingle.

"Hey you dating anyone?"
"Nah, I'm smingle."

by igotthatgoodgood June 6, 2014

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Mrs. Simington

Formidable.

Mrs. Simington is a formidable teacher.

by m_val June 13, 2018

smingwahs

bazingas, hooters, full boobs, giant teats, massive breasts, torpedoes, eye poppers, man hooks

She threw her smingwahs around to hook us by the balls and eyeballs.
Her smingwahs slapped me silly.

by SonnyBubbaJoe September 25, 2008

Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars

Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping

by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020

Siring

When you text back to only answer questions (as Siri does), but never ask anything yourself. This technique is more frustrating than ghosting, since it forces the other person to carry on an interview-like conversation.

Simp: I had the longest conversation with this girl yesterday. But she was only answering my questions, didn't really ask anything about me

Chad: Man, she was siring you. Stop wasting time on her

by MrMertons April 24, 2020