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silly finger

When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.
Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.

Kyler: Uh, ok.

*one hour later*

Kyler: What did you do to me?

Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.

Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh
silly finger by xLonnie December 6, 2015

silly putty

1. A toy that is a bright-colored ball of soft, moldable, rubber-like material. Comes in a plastic egg shell container. It was 'accidentally' invented when ppl tried to find a substitute for rubber.
2. The best stress-reliever. period.
I can't live without squeeezing my silly putty everyday.
silly putty by thecarcass54 January 12, 2006

silly filly 

A purposeless interpretive dance involving finger-to-cheek pokes done by girls. This dance is aimed to further prove the dancers' inane and insignificant existence. It is uselessness at its worst.
Girl 1: Uhh, uhh break it down! Silly it, filly it!
Girl 2: Silly filly!!!!!
Girl 1: Bob! Do the silly filly!
Bob: (walks away)
silly filly by headbandgirls June 30, 2009

silly season

A term for the period in the year where the media/press (particularly newspapers, tabloids) do not have enough articles to fill the paper/schedule, and so resort to unverifiable, trivial, irrelevant, stupid or hoax stories. Phrase used particularly in British satire.
When reading a newspaper: "'Buckingham Palace corridors are fitted with traffic lights to stop staff bumping into the Queen?' Must be silly season again."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4198990.stm

Examples of silly season stories:

"Senator John Kerry once rescued a hamster from the sea and massaged it back to life"
"Bebo tries to beam messages to Earth-like planet"
"A rabbit started a fire at Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, causing more than £50,000 damage"
"A woman has bequeathed to her children a piece of fruit that has been in her family since 1921"
silly season by Vanderdecken November 2, 2008

silly business 

Actions directed towards the neccessary goal of silliness. Alternatively, the profession taken up by court jesters, jokesters, joshers and the like.
Man 1: Take it easy man I was just joshing you!
Man 2: Oh, you mean to say yoou were conducting your silly business with me... That is acceptable, Alpha Niner.
silly business by Kaspen November 16, 2006

Silly Quan 

a clueless clown-like bastard chronically a straight mess, usually drunk and/or does not give a fuck, always down to chill, and possessing a silly charisma
Damn it Jorge ur a mess, you smacked that bitch, felt her tits and pissed ur pants ur are a silly quan and your still drinkin.
Silly Quan by Ben & Skip February 26, 2007