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off screen ninja

A ninja that shoots arrows at you from off the screen. He uses magic not chakra and apparently has the ability to do a hadouken.
NL: Hey who are you
OSN: I'm the off screen ninja, i shoot at you from off the screen.
NL: How do you do that?
OSN: With magic!
NL:I thought ninjas used chakra
OSN: Hadouken***
by MrFeeney July 23, 2009
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about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."
by shakneekwa October 14, 2005
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blue screen of death

BSOD, a point in time (almost hourly) where windows finds an error in a patch of memory. "reference error at x0fffffx0ff112" the number jibberish is in hex, like you could find that specific memory point anyway.
I was sitting enjoying my kiddie porn, when suddenly my web page wouldnt load! i clicked furiously on the link, but to my dismay a blue screen popped up and...

(he said no more the awe of the BSOD had him switch to linux immediatly)
by ViRuS September 6, 2003
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Screenshot

The act of sneezing and farting at the same time
Did you see Sarah screenshot in class yesterday?”
by Chi chu February 26, 2020
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Screen

Screening is the act of deliberately ignoring a phone call, often for days on end.

See Also: side-buttoning
:While calling someone: This is the fifth time i've called Nick, and this is the 5th time his ass has screened me.
by aaron January 7, 2008
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screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.
cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now
by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009
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fuck you screen

the "privacy" screen that people put on their blackberries so people can not see what they are doing, or writing to people. it is called this because it is just a huge fuck you to the other people around you.
Greg: Yo what're you saying to that girl? Oh right I can't see because you have a fuck you screen on. Asshole.
by marieguana August 14, 2010
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