Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

Shrek

A pedophile ogre who molests 9-year-old boys.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Chiang Kai-Shrek

China's infamous "ogre leader" during the early-to-mid 1900's.

It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

shneck

Similar to cankle, a person with little or no differentiation between the neck and the shoulder.

That dude has to do a full body turn to look around; check out that shneck!

by kabong June 1, 2006

shrek's dick

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005