Shotgun Willy 

Gods favourite rapper. The best meme rapper on the internet. Made a hit called Oreo but bobby mcferrin the dumb piece of shit boomer took it down because the sample was his song don’t worry be happy. Bobby took the song down and took ALL the profits from what I’ve heard is over 6 figures.

Shotgun Willy is my favourite rapper

Shotgun Willy by Urmommagei May 20, 2020

shotgun straws 

when you drink a soda with more than 2 straws. Typically done by overweight people.

Dude, did you see that fatso? he was drinking using shotgun straws!

shotgun straws by roflcoper June 1, 2009

Shotgun deaf 

1. When someone claims to have not heard the proclamation "shotgun" after Shotgun has audibly been declared, and therefore claims to have rights to the shotgun seat.

2. That guy who always says that shotgun is his, regardless of if he had it last or if someone has already called shotgun.

"Dude... I called shotgun like half a second ago, your shotgun deafness wont work this time, shotgun is MINE!"

Shotgun deaf by Jpharmsb September 7, 2011

shotgun shits 

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

shotgun shits by Lit fam March 8, 2017

Shotgun Daddy

The overprotective father of your new girlfriend. When you go to pick her up from her house, you will always see him sitting on the porch with a loaded shotgun in his lap and an unblinking stare that DARES you to make his little girl cry.

She's got a shotgun daddy. I went to pick her up to go to the movies and he was out on the porch loading a shotgun and looking at me.

Shotgun Daddy by La_Li_Lu_Le_Lo October 19, 2016

shotgun skeet 

noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray

Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.

Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?

Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?

Jason: Yea true.

shotgun skeet by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

Shotgun's Lap 

If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)

From RvB

Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!

Shotgun's Lap by Secret Justin December 13, 2008