shmote

1. An idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repetitious) questions
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".

The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").

1. C.C. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, "I'm going to ride your ass" questions. I wish I didn't work with such a shmote.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.

by BK Dymacel July 25, 2008

Le Shovel

A hairstyle where the fringe is flicked up like a shovel.

Damien Mullens hair is le shovel

by babababa12345 July 13, 2009

sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

by Catholic Virgin December 11, 2007

shmoette

Noun.

A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.

Pronounced Shh-moe-et

Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?

by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

shovelhead

Slang for someone who is oriental, because they have that flat spot in the back of their heads perfect for hitting with a shovel.

"Look at all the shovelheads milling around the airport"

by Warden April 19, 2006

Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.

"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"

by HITLER HAS A VAJJ March 23, 2008