shants

Sh(ort) (p)ants. This term may refer to any pant that has been cropped to a length that hits somewhere between the ankle and the middle of one's calf.

Flood pants, usually seen in a place where a flood is not likely. Shants are most commonly seen on middle-aged women. They may be made of linen or of a cotton blend, and they are most often white, bright pink, turquoise, or lime green in color. However, neither the color nor the material is a criterion for their categorization as shants. The length maketh the shant.

Any shants sported by a man may be referred to as "man shants" or simply shmants.

by mnh October 17, 2008

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

shattoo

A permanent brown ring around one's asshole gradually developed from lack of proper hygiene after taking shits.

The best way to prevent the acquisition of a shattoo is to use a bidet regularly - toilet paper alone will only rub the shit pigments into the skin surrounding the anus.

by I am Doktor Penisbutt November 11, 2012

shats

short for 'shattered'

You: There was no more pizza at the canteen!
Me: Aww, shats for you

by gretel851 March 19, 2011

Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)

I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.

by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019

Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007