Tech Sexport

When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport

Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport

by Davidiculous July 5, 2011

Sextratary

Just like a regular secratary only one you have sex with instead of your spouse or current significant other. So, it fitting in the terms of s"extra"tary.

The whole office was buzzing with the latest news:

Morgyn: "Did you hear about, Jim?"
Keegan: "No, what happened?"
Morgyn: "Jim's wife came to bring him lunch and walked into his office to find him having a nooner with his sextratary right on his desk."
Keegan: "Sucks to be him."

by Saggysocks October 3, 2007

sextravaganza

A celebration of sexual congress lasting at least two days. Primary festivities include sex, oral sex, hand jobs, and grinding (although this is far from a complete list).

Man, I got like 9 bitches coming down to the beach house for spring break. It's gonna be a god damn sextravaganza!

by BFG November 7, 2007

Sector 1

Sector 1 is essentially a noun referring to a group of people or a place festering with retards, minecraft nerds and Mong munchers in general. Sector 1s should be avoided at all costs as STDs are a common outcome. A sector 1 can be identified by a few distinctive qualities:
-minecraft players
-nintendo fanboys
-slobbering
-wheelchairs
-always where shitty coats
-no passport
-eating raw meat
-Christmas themed socks

Kyle: whoa sheeeet, looks like a proper sector 1!

Percy: nee naw nee naw nee !

Kyle: don't give me STDs cock fingers!

Percy: wwargwargwargwargwakkaglap! Minecraft texture pack 7.6,8.9.8 beta v7.8.5.8.9.5

by OGPrawn November 9, 2011

Sexfort

Noun. Usually found in the least used day rooms of dormitories that do not allow co-ed visitation, a Sexfort is comprised of pushing the front of two couches together and pulling a blanket over the top to ensure the privacy of the occupants. Sexforts are observed most often on Air Force AETC bases.

The young couple were unexpectedly caught in their Sexfort when a MTL was making surprise rounds on the weekend.

by Blue128 January 11, 2009

sexstorm

Equivalent brainstorm but for sexual purposes: To innovate in sex techniques, develop new ideas for sexual activities, like moves, positions, lickings, suckings and the sort. Fun to do with a person you are confident with.

Alan, let's have a sexstorm tonight in your waterbed.

by Cecilia June 6, 2005

Sexport

1. An alteration of the common Export beer.
2. When used by freshman jockeys to induce sexual desire of the opposite sex.

1. "Mmmm beer, my one and only love. Come to daddy, my little Sexport."
2. "Hey baby, you lookin' fine. Have a beer, on me."
"Hee hee, ok"
"Whoa, you drank that fast. Have another."
"I fink I'm a whittle dunk."
"Hey baddy, this Sexport works like a charm."

by Big Toker April 26, 2003