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Sexstorative Justice 

When your partner does something wrong that can only be redeemed through a sexual act
When I got the credit card statement and saw my wife had 'maxed it out' at the clothes store I just knew that I would be getting some Sexstorative Justice tonight!
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Seastorm 

When a guy is taking a dookie in a girls chest and at the same time hes smacking her with his penis and yelling "whos the boss"
I gave my girlfriend a seastorm last night and then she asked me if she could use my shower.

Mr. Levering wanted zack and shane to give him a seastorm but they didnt want to
Seastorm by Chucky5257 May 2, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016