Skip to main content

United States Postal Service 

sidewalk service 

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.
The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.
sidewalk service by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

throat service

The best quality felacio performed by a person who usually has limited gag reflex.
That girl gave me some good throat service after the party last weekend
throat service by Bindleboy June 27, 2016

Perfect Service 

Perfect Service - Is when you feel like asking a waitress to taste your food because you are afraid that it might actually be perfect.
When I'm yellin "Wait miss!" at the waitress
"Can you come taste this, cuz I think it's perfect.." - 'Perfect Service' - TYE x Krack® EP
Perfect Service by Krack® February 2, 2017

boot service 

subjection to law enforcement by indoctrination, duress, and or fetishization. kowtowing to oppressive over authoritarianism, serving hierarchies
A cop pulled me over for no reason but I gave him my best boot service anyway so he only pardoned me with a warning.

Boot service is expected in militaries, so I didn't enlist and hopefully won't become a drafted conscript either.

What boot service do I have to do to avoid punishment from a court judge?

Games As A Service 

Also known as Live Service games.

(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.

A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .
Battlefront 2 is a Games As A Service