Sexual Unicourse

"The act of masturbation, or manipulating ones genitals for pleasure"

"Masturbation is having sex with someone you love"

"I havent had sex in a long time, but i do have sexual UNIcourse a few times a day on average" .

by ceratosaur009 October 26, 2012

Sexual Vampire

a person who, during the daytime, is timid and shows little to no sexual desires; however, when night falls and he/she is alone with their interest, they become extremely seductive and sultry.

My man likes to keep our relationship on the DL during the day, but goes wild when we hit the bedroom. He's such a sexual vampire!

by channing potatum September 18, 2015

sexuality card

Similar to a virginity card, but pertains to one's sexuality instead. You lose your sexuality card after you realize you are gay or straight by developing a crush on someone or after kissing someone.

For example, you can think your'e straight, but have a crush on another guy and realize you're gay. That guy then took your sexuality card. Same thing can happened after kissing, you can think youre sexuality is one thing, and kiss someone, and then realize its something else, or confirm that it is what you thought it was. You would therefore lose your sexuality card to the person you kissed. As long as your sexuality is confirmed by said crush or kiss.

Damn Joe i didnt know you were gay, who took your sexuality card?
Oh it was TJ, hes so hawt!!

by TEEJA January 3, 2018

Scooter-Sexual

Some guys like guys and some guys like gals and some guys... well some guys just like Scooters.

(see bike-sexual)

Girl: I thought he was into me until he showed me all two-hundred pics of him and his scooter.... Now I know he's Scooter-Sexual

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac March 10, 2009

recto-sexual

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

by righteousconsumption October 23, 2014

bitch sexual

when you’re bi, gay, straight, or anything else, but you’re just really bitchy to everyone.

kim: what happened with you and bruce
becca: he said i was too “bitch sexual”

by kambam6699 June 15, 2018

Roni-sexual

Someone who loves Roni and Roni only.

“Are you Roni-sexual?”

“Yeah! It’s the new norm”

by Karsyn.vaults December 29, 2020