Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

by Colonus September 3, 2010

Seize the means of production

Not to be confused with "Seize the means of reproduction," to seize the means of production means to go after, and/or get what you want after some work. Usually if your doing something big in your life, or in general.

Go get that shit!

You: After college, I can't wait found my company that's inspired Microsoft, named Megahard.
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!

by FlyerMain February 3, 2021

Pocket sized sluts

Midgets that want to have sex.

Ricky and Bryan found to pocket sized sluts to fuck.

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019

sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

up-sized wheels

combination of larger than standard wheels with lower profile tires to keep the original tread diameter

Most ricers have up-sized wheels.

by Geek-O-Man February 20, 2005

bonni sized

little. small.

that man is bonni sized!!

by molly gillette February 10, 2009

life sized dingleberry

A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.

Me and my homies are stoked for the Life Sized Dingleberry concert tonight!

by jkmd April 24, 2008