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scarfel the snarflees

Hey woman, why don't you come over here and scarfel the snarflees.
by Phantom Lover April 10, 2008
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Scrufulous

Scrufulous: (Adj.) A person with the following traits, hobbies, and or possessions.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.

- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist

If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
Person one: "God, my room mate is a total Scrufulous! I was taking a shower and he knocked on the door until I came out and then locked me out!"

Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"

Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
by Sveiks November 8, 2009
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Scarf Dude

1. A young man without any ambition or job who leeches off of family, friends, or complete strangers for money, food, and a place to stay.

2. A man who eats all of your food while you are not looking.
Cody is such a scarf dude, he drank my last Mountain Dew!

My sister's boyfriend is a real scarf dude! He lives with her and she pays for everything. He won't even get a job. What a complete loser!
by Nevorick December 5, 2011
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The Scruffy Lionel

Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.
Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018
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scruffly abyss

A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"
Sophie, Scruffles Mcgee is the scruffly abyss
by Dcon12376987 August 15, 2008
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scruffo

Italian slang for dishonerable,liar/cheat
You have a face of a scruffo.
Faccia de scruffo.
by jamboots July 28, 2009
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scarf

A nice fuzzy garment wrapped around the neck to keep you warm in the winter.
My grandma knitted me this ugly ass scarf for christmas. God damn.
by Mirar April 14, 2004
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