Pamper Scamper

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament

That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.

by Levy Gravy January 5, 2011

scampi

The combination of being both a Skank and a Tramp.

Did you hear about Janele and that security guard? She is so scampi!

by Hortensia April 15, 2007

Scrumpdiddlyumptious

A descriptive term indicating that a dish is delicious or very tasty.

Damn Ma, that pie was scrumpdiddlyumptious!

by Salpula November 16, 2010

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003

scrumpets

-scrumpcious + crumpets
a scrumpet is simply a delicious or "scrumpcious" crumpet

1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"

by cum dumpster July 3, 2005

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

Scrumple

To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously

I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!

by gggunit123 December 7, 2010