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screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police
Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.
by CMoore014 September 9, 2009
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ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)
Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.
by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010
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autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked
as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.
by mmokey June 15, 2017
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Crouching

To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.

Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.

Co-creator: Tyler C.
"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"

"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006
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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit
Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams
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Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.
Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.
by Stringer57 October 18, 2008
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