by Zuri_Smiler June 21, 2023
Get the Screw you guys, I'm going home mug.The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
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by ChoobaChooba November 26, 2010
Get the kangaroo screw mug.(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.
1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
by Lex Archer September 15, 2013
Get the tempe screw job mug.When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.
"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."
by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013
Get the chinese screwdriver mug.When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.
Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.
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Get the food screwed mug.On the First Saturday of April, if you misspell any word you will be muted and unable to talk for 10 minutes straight.
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