Scrambled Egg

Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.

The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

scrangled

After a wild night (or day) of scrogging, this is the condition of your hair.

Wow, man, you look pretty scrangled... what did Christine DO to you this afternoon?

After a vicious roll in the hay, Marie-Noelle was stuck with a scrangled hair-do for her night on the town.

by Tim K. March 13, 2006

Scrambled-Vaus

Scramble and Vaus may be used as substitute words in possibly ANY saying.
Vaus representing the noun. (Vaus in plural form is no different from it's singular form.)
And scramble representing the verb or adjective.
Background: Arkanoid 1988

"That's not the way the cookie crumbles"=
"That's not the way the vaus scrambles"

"Don't count your chickens before they've hatched"=
"Don't count your vaus before they've scrambled"

"My... Your daughter surely looks beautiful today"
"My... Your vaus surely looks scrambled today"

by Mr Weegels April 12, 2005

Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

scrangler

another varied nickname of cranger.

hey look at scrangler over there, stealing that unlocked bike.

by The Con. June 25, 2006

scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

Squandled

To be absolutely destroyed, pwned, owned, raped, etc.

FRED: Dude, Eddy just got sniped in the face!
JACK: Haha, totally squandled!

by Aceramic June 5, 2009