Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.
Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

no party cos we fuckin lost bois - means ur mum is actually gay because there is no scotland and subsequently no party. as a result, there is not only no scotland, and no party, but there is also a 3-1 defeat to croatia and "no party" modric who literally lives up zidans bumhole. fuck john mcginn, jk love you please get us into the world cup. also - no scotland no party
by SlickRitalin June 22, 2021

by Rexasaurus of Scotland January 3, 2022

Talks pish, mixes her alcohol with alcohol in the same glass, clatty wee bitch, borderline midget, but overall a nice wee lassy
by Barcode69... May 23, 2023

doesn't exist.
#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer
#2: what?
#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland
#3: We don't speak of that.
#2: what?
#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland
#3: We don't speak of that.
by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

by leo123456 January 30, 2024

by TCTopcat May 5, 2021
