Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Scheely

A burning passion. Usually mistaken for constantly "being on fire" or "burning".

I have a Scheely for you.

I'm Scheely-ing!

by Tbird303 March 28, 2009

scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife

Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!

by spaghettieater February 5, 2010

scheaming

A girl who acts loyal but has sex with other dudes, never wife up a scheamer

She's scheaming on her boyfriend and he don't even know

by Jksskj00 June 23, 2014

Becca Schaeffer

The most beautiful woman in the world! The one I want to spend the rest of my life with <3 She is an amazingly strong willed, intelligent and sexy woman! If you ever find a Becca Schaeffer never let go of her because she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Me: Man check out that Becca Schaeffer!
Brett: I wish I had me one, you're so lucky!

by rick senior May 26, 2011

Mr. Schaefer

A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!

Person 1: Who do you have for Science?
Person 2: Mr. Schaefer!
Person 1: You lucky whore!

by The Dreamcatcher! December 17, 2012

scheef

A queef mixed with a shart at the same time. Vaginal flatuence mixed with explosive diharrea. Usually happens in the time of startledness or a time of realizing one's errors.

Rumor has it Samantha, Emily, and Dani are a Scheef Chorus!

by Ticknis February 4, 2006