Scene Kid

A person who is basically emo but instead of black they were the gayest colors they can find. If its in the rainbow its cool. They dye thier hair 2-7 different colors and look like the result of a mentally handicapped glam rocker fucking a peacock. They like to think they are tough when they act like totall douchebags and wear shirts that advertise cancelled Nickelodeon shows, Sega Genesis/Super Nintendo games, Have "dinasawrz" on thier tee shirts and listen to "hardxcore" music (notice the letter "x" cuz they use it often) They claim to not be emo in any way when in facet they are more emo then emo, they are emo xxxxxXTREMExxxxx! In thier freee time they like to play Sonic and Knuckles and act like its a brand new release, masterbate to Crunkcore music, talk about how so totallt hawt the lead singer of AFI is, and smoke pot and claim to be "straight edge". The guys like to wear jeans so tight that thier testicles will pop if anything even brushes up against them, the girls look like plastic barbie dolls with dumbass colorful hair,a nd they ALL wear tee shirts of bands that they dont even listen to. They also think that every band that screams is considered "Screamo". They say shit like "Slipknot, iwrestleddabearonce and Pentara are teh beezt Screamo bands eva, Who agrees?" and they will get 40 thumbs up from other dumbass scene kids who fail to relise that NONE of those bands are screamo!
Scene Kid - "Hay wazzup nig?
Normal Guy - "uhh, what?"
Scene Kid - Im kewler then u dawg but its all good ya digg?
Normal Guy - umm, ok?"
Scene Kid - "Did you evr hear dat Screamo band Korn? they are teh sexx!"
Normal Person - "Korn is Nu Metal and not even remotly close to Screamo, wtf are you talking about?"
Scene Kid - "U muzt not get the real musik then, ur a n00b and I am kewler, Korns song (Down With The Sickness) is badazz, u dont git teh screamo muzik.
Normal Person - *gets pissed and kicks the faggot scene kids ass*
Scene Kid - *wakes up* "Where am I? Diz aint kewl dawg!"
Group of people with an IQ over that of a baked potato - *all start stabbing scene kid repeatidly with rusty forks until he bleeds to death*
*The world rejoices!*
by thenuguy65 September 11, 2010
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A group of amazing kids who people usually make fun of.
People who DO make fun of Scene kids, don't usually know what really good fashion really IS.
Awesome Scene kids shop at Vintage stores.
Scene girls often wear bows and headbands.
And alot of scene kids put extra letters on words such as: "Radd."
by HFDJFBKDSJBFKJS July 11, 2008
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scene kids are just another kind of group. like preps, goths etc. we dont listen to unknown artists because noone else has heard of them or because we want to be different. we listen to the music we listen to because its what we like, thats all. i dont see why anyone is against this group. its not like we hate goths because they like to wear oversized bell bottom pants which are either black or neon colored, or because they have 5 different chains hanging from them. we aren't unfriendly and jerkish or judgmental. get over the fact that we're different. people are different, no one is the same and just because we aren't into what you're into, doesn't mean we're posers or faggish. we aren't wanna bes or anything like that. Scene kids are kids doing, wearing and acting like they want, like themselves. and just because we may be more out of the ordinary than others are, doesn't mean were fakes or anything like that. i know i've said these things already but, i must stress it. we have certain ways of saying stuff on aim, but so don't you. we have certain ways of dressing and accessorizing, but then again so dont you. we have different tastes in music and hair styles, but <u>so dont you</u>. how come nobodys picking on the people with the mohawks? because your too busy sitting here judging people you have nothing against, (but yet acting like they did something terribley wrong to you) when you actually dont know them, your just too bitter to take the time to get to.
and btw there are no TYPICAL conversations. get over yourselves trying to judge us and tell us what we say, act, do, dress like.

oh yes yes yes. almost forgot. some people are conformists, other aren't. not all scene kids are, not all aren't. judgmental whores. stfu.
by xslynn March 18, 2008
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People that go see all the local bands play. Many of them are elitist fucks who need a swift kick in the ass.
by Chipface April 10, 2005
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Oh, Scene kids....What to do? what to do?
Well scene kids think themselves to be emo, post-hardcore, metalcore or Hardcore. They are often mean towards those less "scene" than themselves, strive to be the first within their friends to adopt a new trend. They have "emo bangs" Which are sideswept bangs. Many scene kids have guages and they think the bigger you get the more cool you are. They try to be everywhere that they know more scene kids, and other groups like the popular kids, or the punk kids will be, so they can stand around smoking cigarettes and trying to act cool. Lost of scene kids have piercings, and the most popular is the lip ring. Scene kids act lie their lives suck so they have to slit their wrists to let away the pain, even though most are pretty well off, with good family and a good amount of money. They try and act way more tough than they really are, always threatining to kick someones ass. they love dinosaurs, robots, polka-dots and little girl bows/clips and headbands and all the things that were cool when you were 5 years old.The boys wear girl pants and tight shirts, and same with the girls. A normal boy outfit consists of: Girl pants, crooked studded belt, tight band t-shirt, and a zip up band hoodie, sometimes black eyeliner, black or darkbrown hair with "emo bangs"flipped to the side, maybe a bandana. A Normal girl outfit consists of: Girlpants, Tight band shirts, and band zip up hoodies, polka-dot ribbons in their hair, dark eyeliner, big sunglasses that just sit on the top of their head, a bunch of bracelets, short or long choppy hair. They go to local shows, or big popular band's concerts. They say they love one type of music but reality they listen to it to fit into the scene. Bands like Norma Jean, Fall Out Boy, Atreyu, Reliant K and bands like them are what scene kids listen to.
Scene kids always have myspaces. They try and get as many friends as possible. They photosho their pictures to make them look as "rad" as they can. In their pictures they are usually looking away from the camera looking as pathetic as they can, or flashing gang symbols with bandanas in their hair or over their noses and lower face. Their blogs are always either talking about the great show they went to or how much life sucks, how much they hate thier parents, how wasted or stoned they were etc.


You think your so scene
with your atreyu shirt and jackie o. sunglasses
but ryan cabrerra isnt scene
and real scene kids are going to kick your ass
gimme those converse and matching girl jeans
death to all the posers of the hardcore scene
with your bangs flipped to the side
and big black hoodie written with the band name "Norma Jean"
Gimme that eyeliner and matching white belt
no one cares about your girlfriend
or how you felt when she dumed your ass
for that real scene guy
and he egged your car for calling her at midnight
the girlpants are so cliche 03'
its time for the bullshit to stop or we're gonna fight
death to all the posers of the hardcore scene
cuz real hardcore kids are 10845964 times more mean.......................... ....................................
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Here is what one might say

"omigosh I went to the Norma Jean and atreyu show. It was so rad. I mean didnt they look so hawt??? I went in the "pit" and I almost broke my arm, it was effing sa-weet!!!!! anywaysss I bought like 2 shirts and 3 hoodies. But Jenna was wearing one of the shirts I got today so I have to like cut it up and make it better than hers or I wont wear it. Oh I totally forgot to tell you, this whore stepped on my converse and like ripped a hole in it... I was Like 'HULLO dont you see me here bitch??' I shoulda kicked her ass, seriously like who does that?? But I have to go to class for once write me a note kay? Kay-thanks-bye"
by LyzzH. November 03, 2005
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scene kids
"unfortunate, tortured youth," often complain about their teen angst with not much consideration for anyone with any real-world issues or other people in general. "Scene kid" often coincides with wearing obscure band t-shirts (even if they've never heard them), dying and cutting one's hair more than once ever 2 weeks or so, playing in some obscure band that usually sucks (with an extremely random name), and wearing "outlandish" clothing to get attention. Often threaten to do stupid things for small amounts of money but really have no balls at all and are all talk. Usually fortunate suburban kids who feel they have something to express by going to "shows" and jumping on each other and making people feel less scene than they (calling others, ironically enough,"poseurs"), scene kids tend to hang out at the mall (probably near but not too near a hot topic), they're the kids wearing the Taking Back Sunday t-shirt to the TBS show, and they most definitely claim to have heard them first and might even know them personally, because it matters oh so much (!?). most scene kids probably don't really know who they are because they've spent so much time following the crowd of myspace users and spend more time trying to figure out if Warped Tour is still cool and taking pictures of themselves from angles than they have on job applications or learning anything relevant to "real life."
you? maybe not. look around. black cut up gloves? hair in face? tons of eye liner and lip gloss (guy or girl). Yeah, that's a scene kid. Laughing at you? YES it probably is. "I'm seriously going to punch those scene kids in the face."
by cokeXzero December 07, 2005
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Scene kids, like everyone else, follow trends.
Most of the stuff people say is true and most of the 'scene' kids admit they try to be scene.
They may go out and buy hundreds of dollars worth of clothes just to look scene.
Most scene kids shop at Hot Topic, Delia*s, and Journeys.
I see lots of scene kids every day, and this is usually what they have and how they look..

Scene girl must-haves:
-short,layered haircut
-extentions (in case a guy hates short hair)
-black and light blonde hair
-black chipped nail polish
-bright colored bows
-clothes with stars/hearts on them
-fur trimmed jacket
-tight,destroyed designer jeans
-other scene chick friends
-hot scene boyfriend
-iPod
-skimmers AKA doll shoes
-white studded belt hanging off the hips
-monroe ring
-flashy earrings
-mispell their name on myspace. IE: Susie - Siouxsie

Scene boy must-haves:
-extremely choppy haircut
-black colored hair with blond or red
-tightly fitting shirts
-black or white studded belt
-tight jeans with boxers pulled up too high
-bandana in the back pocket
-lip ring/snake bites
-vans shoes

In addition, they all have to go to lots and lots of local shows and hang out in their little cliques when they go. Most of the guys hardcore dance, or atleast attempt and get made fun of. They also must have more than 1000 myspace friends to be considered 'cool.'
Siouxsie: Are you going to the show tonight, Timmeigh?
Timmy: Of course, all the scene kids will be there.
by aireannuh November 11, 2006
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