Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid

Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him

by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018

Sactown trip

when a hater comes up to you and trys to claim yo territory, you start a Sactown trip, they get yo nerves worked....

Ay, listen to this, the otha day my homie Rico had a Sactown trip cuz of some hater from up town.......

by Candyman 0f the 916 November 21, 2006

Satori

A perfect girl who is always happy when she is around her friends. She is very spiritually awake and has insightful dreams often, she is also beautiful, sexy, sweet, kind, supportive, loving, caring and joyful towards everyone she meets. Satori is the kind of girl that you never think you will have a chance with but if you get one, ride it out as long as possible because nobody is more deserving of love than satori. She is almost always a small girl, but her booty is perfectly shaped and although she has small tits, her nipples are perfect in every way. If you ever meet a satori, the only logical thing to do is drop everything to try and make her yours.

Guy 1: Dude are you dating Satori?
Guy 2: Yeah, its been less than a month but i'm in love.
Guy 1: Thats fucking burnt.

Satori makes me feel so good when im with her, even without the sex

by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

by Athena Adams May 15, 2016