Swinus Infection

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.

Swine Flu

Swinus Infection

Infection

Cold

Sinus Infection

Latasha Badley

by swinus b real November 12, 2009

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.

Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.

by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

Swinscoe

A danish last name meaning a beautiful elegant swan, or a group of pigs.
Also a tiny village in England.

Girl A./ My last name's Swinscoe
Boy A./ Is that English?

or
"I come from Swinscoe"

by swinscoe June 26, 2009

swingrich

A "swingrich" is a cpos/adulterer masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person. As defined by Dan Savage and commenters of his Savage Love Blog (Jan 2012)

"I thought he was ethically non-monogamous but he was just a swingrich."

by kate&john February 6, 2012

Swinscraper

When you pleasure a man so hard that you actually bruise your chin on his balls.

Scott bruised himself giving his lover a Swinscraper this morning. Now he must wear a creepy bandaid on his face.

by Brawnster March 18, 2014