Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

swamp sock

A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .

Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !

Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock

by chris ord June 27, 2010

swamp gooch

(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.

Woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. It was so sweaty and smelled like Deeb.

by ESHS January 5, 2011

swamp donkey

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

by JJ413 October 16, 2016

Swamp Ass

when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time

"awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass"

by curioustrollpower June 6, 2004

bloody swamp

It is supposedly the most difficult video game level EVER. However, it is possible. I TOTALLY BEAT IT!!

Wow! I just beat Bloody Swamp-- I tried it a billion times, and it never worked. Then I tried using Bezerker, and it worked.

by seane December 6, 2004

Cajun Swamp Gas

Thick, pungent, lingering gas that is the result of eating blackened seasoned foods. Blackening is one of the most flavorful ways to prepare food that will leave you with spicy elemented swamp gas. The hallmarks of Cajun Swamp Gas are its spice filled after notes and their power to linger in the air for extended periods. Makes for the best, but the worst, dutch ovens.

Carl couldn't resist eating a giant blackened shrimp po' boy for dinner. The blackened seasoning fired up Carl's bowels and he was dropping Cajun Swamp Gas all night. It was so ripe that he gave his girlfriend a dutch oven to share the rancid stench.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015