Suprise abortion

To falcon punch a pregnant woman in the stomach in order to abort the baby inside of her.

Wife: I want an abortion
Man: SUPRISE ABORTION! *falcon punch*

by Dobiecki April 24, 2012

suprise birthday dome

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"

"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?

by poopoonajew April 26, 2007

Karen suprise

When a fat scouse woman comes and sits on your face and gives a Cincinatti bowtie. Seen on the Uzbekistani tv programme "Scrote".

Dude, I just went round to Maxes and got a Karen Suprise!

by Mackkks November 01, 2009

Curly Brown Suprise

To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.

hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.

by JonathanAnderson October 02, 2006

Mexican Spice Suprise

When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina

1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you

2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise

by Leddyking September 10, 2020

three-legged suprise

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.

After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

by The rascal March 02, 2006

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 01, 2010