Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!

WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!

by Lokiikol May 31, 2010

sock puppet suprise

When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.

"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.

by Anulgultch January 31, 2014

anal suprise

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.

Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!

by dalton and nick December 15, 2006

The Lemon Suprise

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.

Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!

by Leonidis August 4, 2008

Buffalo Suprise

(v) 1 The action by a woman of applying buffalo sauce to her genitals to entice her chicken obsessed partner. 2 The insertion of a chicken wing into an orifice intended to be consumed during intercourse.

Bone in or Bone out?

"What is that burning" George Lopez said, "Thats the Buffalo Suprise" Lady Ga Ga replied.

Her girlfriend loved to stop by Buffalo Wild Wings well she was in for a Buffalo Suprise when she got home.

by Sam Ralfenstein June 30, 2011

Taco Bell Suprise

When you take a taco bell chalupa and place it on a girls vagina. You then fuck it in to her. After you eat it out while she sucks on your dick licking the sauce off it

Dude last night went to taco bell and got a taco bell suprise

by catipilarbunny May 2, 2009

Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006