squirrel 

a cute woman who happens to love illegal substances.

"that squirrel smoked my shit"

squirrel by squirrely 1 kanobe December 21, 2004

squirrel 

the large clump of hair nestling around the butthole. like a mohawk, but wedged between your cheeks.

dude, jon's passed out naked on the bed and all you can see is his hairy squirrel

squirrel by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Squirrel 

A word used to describe someone who is strange or odd. Someone who does weird things for no apparent reason. You will find these people in the woods/burbs more often than not.

"What is John doing, he's a freaking squirrel.

Squirrel by kanacka October 6, 2008

squirrel 

Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.

The Church of Scientology considers (fill in group here) to be a squirrel organization.

squirrel by 2182 September 27, 2009

Squirrel 

Squirrel: (n)

1. Adorable fuzzy rodent things with gigantic bushy tails and an hardcore acorn fettish
2. Unfortunate creatures who my cat enjoys eating
3. Irritating little buggers who at the last second run in front of your car and stop so you have to slam on the breaks
4. The most common type of roadkill

Cara: "Hey Mark, what's your cat doing over there?"
Mark: "Oh, he's just eating a squirrel"
Cara: *barf*

Child: "Mommy, what's that sqished furry thing on the side of the road?"
Mommy: "Oh, um...that's a squirrel napping sweeite"
Child: "Oh, I thought it was roadkill"

Squirrel by vball1346 May 23, 2010

squirrel 

a black man, woman, or child

"This place is crawling with squirrels!"

squirrel by ryu-chan September 30, 2012

squirrel 

Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!

I don't brake for squirrels

squirrel by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003