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sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
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sofa roaches

A group of Teenagers occupying a lounge room. Esp. if there is an insufficient number of seats .
I can't watch the football because the TV room is full of sofa roaches.
by Roozy666 April 26, 2019
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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by anonymous October 14, 2020
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shaking my sofa

A way of getting revenge or harassing someone
Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.
by ShakeMySofa February 10, 2023
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Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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sofa kink

a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.
Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse
by drbarnes8274 November 18, 2021
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SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)
He's SOFA!
by hather88 January 13, 2023
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