Slab

A slab is an intensely large hunk of dark, milk and/or white chocolate covered in a variety of toppings which include nuts, berries, sprinkles and other particles of candy and is mainly sold at Dean & Deluca around the holidays.

I ate an entire slab and now I feel sick.

by Slabtastic January 20, 2009

slab fest

a festive time after exams when mates get together to consume exesive amounts of alchol. 24 cans/bottles must be consumed to become a member of the exclusive team

by davies June 1, 2003

Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase

Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible

by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021

Hit the Slab

Driving on the highway.

Hey, are we driving out of town this weekend? Of course we gone hit the slab!
I see the mechanic fixed your vehicle, Seems to be running fine. But, the only way to know for sure. You gotta hit the slab.

by John Staples April 16, 2019

slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.

Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.

by JSandwich April 5, 2015

Slab of poontang

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

by Holmesit May 5, 2011

bang slab

A term for a mattress.

Let hit the bang slab

by Coffee31556&GhOsT_PATRIOT11 October 13, 2019