shat

Past tense of shit

I asked him to shit in the toilet, but instead he shat on the floor.

by Cummy worm July 28, 2011

Shasty

Adjective describing things that are messed up or wrong

That Girls face is shasty.

by Wes Rivers August 6, 2004

Shat

The past tense of shit or "to shit".

"Yo Bill, lemme use your bathroom, I have to Shit." *a few minutes later* "Oh jeez, I'm sorry man, I just Shat... and it was huge."

by Dump P. Crapper April 21, 2009

shasta

A former notorious true AOL (America Online) hacker who seeked mainly for answers, instead of destruction and elite screen names. This eventually led to him being raided.

Shasta was the first one to gain access to Merlin in February of 2003.

by Jeremy101 September 5, 2005

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event

After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.

"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009