A living sex Deity in possession of 6 of the Golden Nuts. This gives him immense power rivalled by no one at this moment. Due to the containment of these 6 Golden Nuts within him he has been given the gift of a 24 inch cock (on the flop), however it has also turned him into an Ogre, a small price to pay for unimaginable pleasure. He has been known to Shrape innocent children at night.
Last night i had a terrible dream about Shrek and his 24 inch cock. In this dream he forced all of it inside me, rupturing my anus and causing terrible bleeding. When i woke up i found i had been drugged and was unable to move as Shrek finished all inside my anus. I trembled as i felt the power of 6 Golden Nuts explode inside me. This caused me to die instantly as I could not contain the power.
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Get the Shreyash mug.Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
by G str1ng January 6, 2009
Get the Bedroom shredder mug.An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.
One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.
Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
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Get the shready mug.To watch a video and/or episode of Shrek, the fictional creature that resigns in a swamp with his friend "Donkey"
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