Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?

by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014

scoring eagle

A plan/code for guys getting laid

Cole told his friends that scoring eagle is in effect. They high five

by C_Wice November 25, 2015

Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017

scutching

shoving ur pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb up someone’s booty hole

person 1“yo adam you want that scutching?”
adam”yeah bro give it to me”

by adam russel November 24, 2017

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

Scrouching

A scraggly type of crawl: demonstrates mischievous body language

“I witnessed him scrouching across the ballroom floor”

by Big boy 86 January 31, 2020