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Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.
"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle
by Siegeller August 10, 2020
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city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)
Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."
by O. Percent September 10, 2014
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messin' with sasquatch

The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.
Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.

Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.

Feed your wild side.
by BobWeaver December 8, 2007
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Billingsgate Sasquatch

Friend 1: Have you seen the new Sherlock TV show?
Friend 2: You mean the one with Billingsgate Sasquatch?
Friend 1: Yeah that one!
by Fugginballsnibba January 6, 2020
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Bum Sasquatch

A sasquatch is a big hairy beast.
A bum sasquatch is one that lives up your bum.
Examples BUM SASQUATCHES: Bigfoot, The legendary Calum Mcloughlin.
by John Haines December 5, 2007
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Sarasota sasquatch

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.
After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!
by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012
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pink sasquatch

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").
I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night
by cramp May 16, 2010
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