messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

Sailor Roids

A slang nickname for spinach, which is reference to Popeye the Sailor (hence the name)

Oh come on! This is the fifth day we've had sailor roids for dinner!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

sailors honor

When a a group of crew members decide not to acknowledge another crew member.

Guys we can’t talk to Julia.. Sailors honor

by Victorbfgdgdonnie69 February 4, 2018

hole sailor

A hole sailor is a fierce pirate who unlike a wholesaler, sails the world in search for the booty hole.

My god, Sharon is dating a total hole sailor again.

by XxHoleSailor69xX June 28, 2017

Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.

George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”

by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018

Sailor Porn

A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.

I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"

Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka

by Talmanes November 7, 2010

Steamy Sailor

When you dress up as a sailor. Then proceed to go inside of a sauna room with other men. Once inside you yell: "All hands on the poop deck!" Then turn around with your rear end facing the men. Unclip the flap that covers your butt. Then diarrhea shit all over the other men. After you're done shitting, turn around and cum all over their faces. Then, once done, salute them and then leave the sauna, as if nothing ever happened.

Jonny: "Did you hear what Kevin did?"

Josh: "No, what'd he do?"

Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"

Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"

by Denis Montgomery October 6, 2011