retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.

kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 21, 2003

retarded

if you don't know what retarded means you are retarded

son: "umm dad what does retarded mean?"

dad: "oh god your fucking retarded

by fgfuyfgufcferygvif March 27, 2020

retarded eagle

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 March 13, 2009

retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.

My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.

by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008

retarded balls

When something is so stupid it is beyond extreme.

Warcraft Player #1 - "I can't believe you just pulled all those mobs PT!"

Warcraft Player #2 - "Yeah PT, that was retarded balls."

by Stratacaster1 March 14, 2011

battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.

Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?

by knowman August 1, 2008