Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

by ThisIsAUsername January 4, 2019

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

by DeltaGamerAlt October 7, 2019

roll your raisin

female masterbation

This means you are going to go "roll your raisin" rubbing your g-spot, or pleasuring yourself
Your Va-Jay-jay looks like a raisin.... get it

by headermare July 7, 2009

raisin

one who is aged, an old dude

Dawn: Happy 100th birthday!! hehe
You are such a raisin! Such a dinosaur!

by Slumdog January 17, 2009

california raisins

Whats left under the foreskin after an uncircumsized guy has anal sex.

When I pulled my dick out of her poop chute I had California raisins all up under my foreskin.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

raisin eyes

When you stay up really late and your eyes start to feel like raisins (i.e. rough and dry).

Dude, I've got raisin eyes. I think it's time to go to bed.

by moobs1582 July 6, 2010

Raisin Bran

A word to describe someone with an ugly attitude and a soggy appearance.

Girl 1: "Look at him over there lookin' soggy like some Raisin Bran."
Girl 2: "Ain't that the truth?"

by Boo1Boo2 January 25, 2013