jizz rifle

Ones Penis, Normaly Fenidishly Large In Size

Wow, You See That Jizz Rifle, He Could Impregnate A Whale With That Thing

by alexxxisme December 14, 2008

Fuck rifle

A penis that is firing off strong bursts of semen; the pump action state of a penis after a phenomenal orgasm.

Intransitive verb form: fuck rifling

My cock became a fuck rifle after having sex with his girlfriend last night.

I was fuck rifling all weekend after my girlfriend and I started trying these new sex positions.

by Alloy Cowboy August 27, 2016

m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

Tactical m4 with m203 grenade launcher, usually used for training young marines to getting used to shooting the m203.

The m4 usually doesn't have the m203 but can still be attached with one

by Mystrick August 6, 2003

high powered rifle

A bolt action hunting or sporting rifle that can fire only one bullet before having to be reloaded or chambered again

Why do so many idiots call an ar-15 a high powered rifle

by Pillow928 September 8, 2014

Amish Rifle

A sex act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his penis between another bearded man's butt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. When his "rifle" becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his penis and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning "POW!!!! Fear the Beard"

Dude 1: Man what is all over your beard?

Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle

Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"

by BriansBrain November 15, 2011

cleaning my rifle

verb master baiting, slang.

ex 1. dont come in im cleaning my rifle

by alahuakbur April 24, 2016

Zygote Rifle

Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field."

Man, I unloaded my Zygote Rifle on Kristi last night.

by Prosser August 28, 2007