by AKKPANO June 9, 2016

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.
"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."
by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'
by IOnlyFuckWithSome January 24, 2015

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

by Idkmybffcarl June 11, 2022

by Christmas Magic April 23, 2017

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
by Kingeresting December 5, 2019
