quack fuck

Discovered on a fishing boat....this is where you are a complete moron and incompetent with the tasks at hand.

Dave....what are you doing man...don't you know how to beat a halibut on the head with a ball bat, you quack fuck!!!

by amwcps35 December 18, 2009

quack quack motherfucker

Quack quack motherfucker 🐥

Guy one) Hey guess what!
Guy two) what?
*long silence*
Guy one) quack quack motherfucker

by Bomb duck September 2, 2017

Quack Attack

An orgy involving six people a shoehorn and several ducks.

That Quack Attack last night was killer!!!!;
I forgot to bring my whip and shackles to our Quack Attack last night.

by Teal April 13, 2006

quack sack

Quack sack is when your balls slap around and quack like a duck.

I was walking downstairs when I had major quack sack.

by UseNameRealDont March 20, 2016

quack quack

Expression used when referring to someone that is a duck. Simulates the sound that the animal known as a duck makes. Appropiate when out in public and you see a duck but don't want to risk someone noticing the fact that you are insulting them. Orgin is the show Growing up Gotti, where there is the biggest example of a duck, a gentleman whose actual name is quack quack.

"You cried during the movie??? Quack Quack, I knew you were a bitch."

by Gregory G. October 19, 2005

quack-my-ass clause

Advice invariably found in the literature handed out by purveyors of so-called "alternative" or "complementary" medicine, in which customers intending to buy quackery are advised to check with their GPs first to find what "mainstream medicine" has to say.

The venomous diatribes against real medicine, and science and rationality in general, behind the closed doors of the "alternative" movement should tell you all you need to know about the sincerity of the quack-my-ass clause. On the face of it, it sounds obvious, egalitiarian and big-hearted. However, the real intention of the advice is to ensure that if anyone dies or is incapacitated by taking the quack's advice or products (or by swearing off real medicine, which may not be advised on the packaging but is a stock in trade in the "alternative" industry), if the matter comes to court the quack's lawyer can claim that the product or the service was misused; obviously, they didn't check with their GP, how unfortunate, it's not our fault.

Besides, the quack knows perfectly well their client is unlikely to see their GP or specialist about whatever the problem is, or if they do they won't pay much attention to their advice. If they did, they wouldn't be coming to the quack in the first place.

Ah, here's the booklet; 123 symptoms this product may be able to cure, 256 further lists of types of people the product may be able to help, 25 more natural products from the same factory that might be able to balance your energies and so on, and, oh yes, the quack-my-ass clause.

by Fearman September 10, 2007

quack dick

dick that smells so loud you turn into a duck

1: How was hanging with Kyle last night

2: He was a good kiss, but you wouldn’t believe how bad his quack dick was
1: Expected

by Tierbey September 15, 2021