Python

When a hot girl shits a seven footer

Damn, my girlfriend just shit a python in the toilet.

by Sydney Linh April 29, 2010

python hug

A really long dick hugging around your body like a python hugging its prey.

"Come here girl, imma give you a python hug with my really long snake."

by Megthegrate February 10, 2014

Python Grip

When you have four fingers in the vagina and your thumb in the belly button and then pulsate. Slowly getting tighter and squeezing until you are able to touch your thumb with your fingers.

"Chantelle was in the council flat lift receiving a Python Grip from Tyler, with one leg over the hand rail and the other over Tylers shoulder"

by AzaBaza October 9, 2014

pythony

adj. Relative to the programming language Python

Junior Data Scientist: "hey John, I have a pythony question"

by ervik May 13, 2019

pulling the python

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.

My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.

by JJ Gunn November 10, 2015

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004