Poor Dad

Someone who has a poor dad and lives in a tent . Or a dumpster if the rent was too much . Usually has Robotic legs but not always .

Hey I saw a poor dad today. He was in his tent oiling his legs !

by Poor dad shooter 69420666 November 26, 2020

Poorgy

A social event in which a group of people go out into the woods, get naked and take a huge dump together.

Sometimes is part of an orgy and may or may not be done on drugs.

"Hey man wanna go to a poorgy with us?"

"Will that hot chick from school be there?"

"Heelll yeah boy"

by Anonymousmobster February 10, 2021

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

poorav

Sweet and to good for the world. Acts older than their age. Troublemaker; shy; smart;

Poorav, the smartest kid in class, is also the trouble maker.

by markgalpages123 November 11, 2021

poor mans lean

Monster energy spiked with a percocet

Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean

by kill infant sons October 25, 2022

Coinstar Poor

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.

Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.

by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010

Puppy poor

Buying a $1000 toy breed puppy to have as a fashion accessory like Paris Hilton, and not being able to afford care for it because the owner has rent payments, cell phone bills, etc. as well.

Brittany asked PetSmart if they knew of a free vet anywhere around for her teacup chihuahua, as she was "puppy poor" from having her rent and spray tan bill due on the same day.

by Agslions November 13, 2012