bastard-punch

Ten times better than the bitch-slap.

Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"

Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."

Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"

Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."

Dude 1: "Damn."

by lightningbaroness March 1, 2010

Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.

As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.

by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009

The Kombat Punch

Based off of the video game series, Mortal Kombat, when a person quotes a phrase from the game in a real life situation you punch them in the arm as hard as you can.

Yo that bird just got hit by a firecracker!
Fatality!
*insert The Kombat Punch here*

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

Slush-punched

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.

I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.

by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015

Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

by Xephe April 10, 2015

Needle Punch

Needle Punch is a reference to Vaginal or anal sexual intercourse. To Needle Punch, a male (giver) vigorously and repetitiously withdraws the full length of their shaft and the penile glans with each stroke and punches and thrusts the cock back into the orifice of their male or female lover (receiver). Needle Punch requires an extremely rigid, turgid and non-floppy cock and an extremely wet and gaping recipient. Needle Punching is very popular for its ability to sustain feelings of repeated plundering and violation during anal sex. Also known to induce squirting when performed vaginally.

Dana loved to be violated anally by her boyfriend. She loved nothing more than to have her rectum pillaged all night and for Carl to Needle Punch her brown button over and over. The feeling of being rectally violated turned her on immensely.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

caveman punch

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.

I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his

by Hoe no May 4, 2019