Protest Shopping

A Socially Acceptable term for the age old but degrading term LOOTING, which carries negative connotations for those who participate in such activities.

"Yo Ur Honor, I dunno why WE wuz uhrestid fo LOOTIN'...We wuz just doin' a little Protest Shopping, datz all!"

by danofiremano November 27, 2014

protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex

Oh fuck off ya wee protestant fuckbucket!

by Aildaris September 21, 2017

Protest Tourism

The act of attending a protest or direct action for the purpose of documenting signs, checking in on social media platforms, or otherwise being present without the burden of caring about the subject of the protest or being invested in any particular outcome. Not to be confused with being an “ally”.

“Believe me, she’s just doing it for protest tourism. Rebecca does not, in fact, give a rat’s ass about BLM.”

by RunForestRun2019 January 20, 2019

Protastic

The act of being awesome.

You are so protastic.

by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

professional bastard

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career

Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"

by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

Professor Wikipedia

A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source

"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."

by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011